Yelled Louder than Fuck at a Traveling Band of Creationists on the UT Campus, who were Masturbating Poorly Conceived Philosophies All Over the Children

These men, these foul men, have taken on the guise of proper Christians and relied on your own good and trusting natures in order to deceive you!

They have sinned in their hearts and with their flesh,

they have quoted scripture only to inflate their rancid egos,
they have slandered the names of honest, god-fearing citizens,
they have toiled on the sabbath to worship the false idols of greed and corruption,
they have taken the Lord's name in vain,
they have lain with women of loose morals, and that not being enough for them, they have slaked their desire with members of the same sex also,
they have snorted lines of sin with THE DEVIL himself,
and they have tried to taste the ice cream of God's love with forkéd tongue and when they could not lap it up they shat in His open arms and called Him a sucka!

And for this they are not condemned!

And I have but one more thing to tell them, here on this beautiful day given to us so graciously by the Lord our savior Jesus Christ, whose forgiveness knows NO bounds, 

KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!