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☆ ☆ by George
I am highly disappointed with Margul's latest entry in its line of virtual cephalic upconverters. I find it has high levels of cognitive noise and associative drift and while its low energy spectrum resolution is quite fine, as Margul is known for, the high energy leaves much to be desired. After about a month of use, I noticed just yesterday several tumors in my thyroid and brainstem, which explained why I had had such difficulty sleeping yesterday. Well, after waiting almost 45 minutes at the oncologists I learned it was going to cost me nearly $14 to get them removed! And Margul says this isn't covered by the warrenty even though it was their fault I could barely see the gamma bursts! If I'm going to spend that kind of money I might as well just buy a new brainstem, but I've pretty peeved about the thyroid because it's a birth organ. App support is also middling at this point.
As for the cog noise and assoc drift, these are, of course, a bit harder to explain as plainly, but bear with me. If I ever have a brief moment of indecision, only the brief moments, I get gum in my hair and nobody can ever tell me how it got there or even what brand it is and I don't even like teeth. I find sand to be completely overwrought and pretentious despite the current cultural consensus. I read In Search Of Lost Time as a jujitsu manual so I get my ass kicked all the time, which reminds me, the stew of palsied trumpets lashes my forehead, entwined. Even so, I'm a big fan of Margul's other products and I'm hoping for a quick fix from the upcoming firmware upgrade, as we got on the Mark IV.