(Knock, knock knock, knockknockknockknock)
"Yes?"
Hey man how ya' doing (puts card in hand) ain't gonna hurt ya' buddy, ain't gonna bite ya' heh heh heh, well see here what I'm doing is a contest there's about a hundred and fifty of us going around knocking on doors, see, there's a grand prize of a trip to the virgin islands, have you ever been to the virgin islands, buddy?
"No."
Well, I'll tell ya' it's pretty nice, very nice out there this time of year so that's why I'm going to win this thing, we're just going out trying to prove that we're going out there meeting people and I've just got to get you to prove it for me here, showing that I'm out there being the happy guy I am and spreading that out. (hands a second card, also not read)
"Uh yeah so you want any money from me?"
Naw dude, just going out there meeting people just showing were going out there spreading the love, just showing everybody how happy I am. And there's about to be a hundred and fifty more of us coming around knocking on your door, just to let you know.
"Well, I guarantee you I'm happier than you."
Not likely dude.
"Really... well I'm just not interested." (drops paper on the ground)
Thanks alot fuckface.
"You're calling me a fuckface, fuckface?"
Yeah, you want to step outside?
"So you want to fight me because you're an asshole? Jeesssus, go fuck yourself."
"Fuck you." (shambles up staircase to go bother someone else.)
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