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I have recently enabled adsense on my blog because I am a money grubbing twat who will stop at nothing to compromise the artistic value of my work for a few measly cents. Also, I'm incredibly curious what sort of products and services will be suggested, since ads will be chosen based on keywords from the blog which occur with a higher relative frequency. After a quick check at a website which performs this function I have found that the phrases used most often in this blog, in order of decreasing frequency, are as follows:

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Please enjoy the experience of being more tightly bound within the Wheel of Things.

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