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Exquisite Corpse cb dw

And so he covered his loins with tomato paste, the fragrance gently wafting to his nose, he dreamed now of spaghetti, whose presence in the tomato paste now mingling with his pubis would consummate his union with pasta and slake his desire upon the Cross of a Crayfish, or was it the Sphere of a Simian? Enough flora and fauna already! Shall we bring out the werewolves? The ketamine-scrambled thirty-something with dissociative identity disorder (no, not just from the ketamine, but it was certainly a contributing factor) didn't know WHAT he ought to hallucinate next, perhaps the iridescent facades of cathedrals folding in on themselves into the shape of an origami frog, only to hop into a microwave and bloodily explode jizz all over his furry slave's asshole. Thomas Jefferson thus conceived a fascist rainbow from his animalcule. What glistening aporias of the eyes could perceive such a sublime union between the beastly and the blaisee. Soggy children drenched in the sweat of their ancestors tied together with extension cords leering at passers-by with their seizures and clenching their teeth on more and more tablets of MDMA "I seriously can't believe Joey had the keys to the Sesame Street set. This rave is going to be fucking killer!" And it was killer indeed. Slashers, rippers, rapists, mutilators, torturers, armed robbers, patricidists, fratricidists. dazzling monkeys the color of a mustard stain on expensive pants, warbling dictators strapped on the backs of elephants plodding into a volcano, a 30-story high bugs bunny made of paper mache' chewing an enormous cigar in lieu of a carrot, which according to Time Magazine (July 26th, 2037) was a "dankshittedly snarbtagular alternative to the Mormon religion." Xenostrophone, as this phenomenon came to be conceived, proved to form the foundation of the political diagonal, whose newly formed political platform promoted with a campaign to comandeer the sewers and open them up to the surface, ruining the streets and reuniting the citizens with the scent of their collective offal. He won by a landslide.

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